Mario Kart is a 4 to 12 person game where 12 players/characters get to make a car with different car parts relating to different games, and they try to get First Place 4 times in a row. That is how the Grand Prix work. You (and your friends) get to decide what speed you want to go. 50cc is so slow that even Nikacodo Avocado can be faster, and 200cc is so fast it’s as if your running to the front door to hide outside when your parents see your report card.
Then there are powerups you can collect while driving. The most powerfuls are the 3 Red Shell packs, the Red Shell, the Crazy 8, and the Blue Shell.
- Red Shells are Koopa shells that follow your target until they are eliminated from living
- The Crazy 8 is a powerup where you get 1 of each item and if this is turned on in a private match dear god give you mercy
- The Blue Shell will follow the player ahead of you until they are sent to Jesus and back
There is also a battle mode that is for sweaty tryhards. Renegade Roundup is a mode where 6 players have to capture 6 other players (the renegades); they win by capturing the renegades. The renegades win if at least 1 or more players not in jail by the time hits 0.
Mario Kart always gives me a sus feeling whenever I played my Nintendo Switch in the living room, where my Wii U used to be. I started playing Mario Kart since I was 4, and I used to play it on my old Wii U game console. But why should I give a f*ck about the Wii U BECAUSE WE HAVE A F***ING Nintendo Switch.
Mario Kart also had a Time Trials mode. In this mode, you and ONLY you race across the track to find hidden mechanics that can help you win the next race you will compete in.
Mario Kart is an awesome group game to play with friends and family in Multiplayer mode. Just make sure you have enough joycon for everyone.
In conclusion, Mario Kart is a big ball of tryhards online that clap you so many times that you die.