As much as my funny personality wants to it always wants to go to the dark side for 0.3 seconds so Cult of the Lamb is a good game to sacrifice people. Not really.
Cult of the Lamb takes place in uhhhhhhhhh where again? Let’s just say it’s in Ohio, Orlando. So you start off as a lamb that is going to be sacrificed because as one might say, “If you kill one you might as well kill the rest.” So basically the non-believers sacrifice the lambs to make sure they ain’t gonna spread the curse… or something. But apparently 0.5 seconds before you die, you go to the ghost realm where some big dude is waiting for you and wants you to make a cult for no sudden reason. You can either say “Yes” to this or “Absolutely.” Once you receive the Red Crown, the thing that the big dude has, you can use the crown to use 2 things. Weapons and Curses.
Weapons are what you think they are. There are 5 weapons I know of. Hammer, Sword, Dagger, Axe, And big dragon claws. Curses are different. It’s like splat 3 with sub weapons. These weapons are more powerful than normal weapons but always have a limit. You need to have enough power to use a Curse. A Curse usually makes an insta kill type of weapon if it is based off of a low level enemy. Curses can do many things. Either make you invisible for 2 seconds, knock back anyone in your surroundings, cause damage to other enemies, and poison/freeze enemies. After the tutorial, you find the only safe place in Ohio and that is where you transport cult members seeking extra memes on the Africa server.
The normal game consists of 5 bosses. That one grass guy, the guy who forgot the milk, the person who is addicted to spiders, and a fish stick. The final boss is that one guy who gave you your crown and if you decline giving it back then you are in for a bad tom. I can’t really say what else it’s about or else that would be spoiloiling so go waste 20 dollars for a game that got like 3 awards or something.
You can reach new areas in the game based on how many Ohio residents you have in your cult. You need 20 members to open the final boss. But you also need to kill all the other 4 bosses to reach the end. You need about 8-16 Ohio residents to open all the doors.
Cult of the Lamb consists of waves and levels. Waves is what happens in each room. You can either get attacked but enemies, get something that gives you the ability to have more health, get better weapons, find almost dead Ohio residents, boss fight, and a guy where if you attack him enough you can kill his family. Levels is based on if you make it to the end of the entire level. You then can go to the next room of your choice. Basically meaning anything can happen after a level.
At your cult, you have to give food to your cult or else they will die of no food. If you have too many shits lying around then germs will spread and you need a urinal to not spread germs after eating. If your faith goes down, then you need to perform a sermon or ritual to bring it back up or else people will raid your inventory and steal things from you or leave.
So is this game good?
It’s a good game and very good A+ buy it or else Ohio resident will find you
10/10.0000001